"Mad" Jack McMad

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram BUY GOLD BYEEE!"

Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!

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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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annmarie0313:

Root for the underdog

annmarie0313:

Root for the underdog

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sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 
Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 
VIDEO

sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 

Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 

VIDEO

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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myacidicdecent:

cutie creepy things for you

I have a great need.

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